Text your list. Kirk delivers it.
- Shop by text and be done in a minute
- Get your club store favorites; no marked up prices and no membership
- Now delivering to Cheviot Hills, Century City and Beverly Hills
I’m Kirk, your local delivery guy. Text me what you need from the warehouse club. Pay exactly what I pay in store. My flat delivery fee is transparent (see below).
Note: I am independent and not affiliated with Costco.
How it works
Kirk
My personal shopper
Mon 8:12 AM
I need milk, eggs
Tue 6:40 PM
paper towels
Wed 12:05 PM
oh and watermelon + sharp cheddar
Thu 7:58 AM
bananas
Your list from Kirk
Check it, tweak it, done.
- ✓Kirkland Signature Organic Whole Milk, 2-pack gallons−1+
- ✓Kirkland Signature Cage Free Large Eggs, 24-count−1+
- ✓Bounty Advanced Paper Towels, 12-count−1+
- ✓Seedless Watermelon−1+
- ✓Tillamook Sharp Cheddar, 2 lb−1+
- ✓Organic Bananas, 3 lb−1+
You can keep texting additional items until 10am on your delivery day. Kirk will remember what you mean by “milk”, “detergent”, etc., making further orders even easier!
OK, what’s the cost and fine print?
Delivery is a flat $30–$55. Your groceries cost exactly what Kirk pays in store.
$30
delivery
orders under $150
$40
delivery
orders $150–$300
$55
delivery
orders over $300
TEXT KIRK
How your order adds up
- Groceries
- exactly what Kirk paid in store
- Flat fee, up to 20 unique items
- $30–$55
- Each extra unique item (after 20 items)
- +$3
- Credit card fee, on full total
- 3%
- Required deposit at booking
- −$100
- Any remaining balance, at delivery
- on your card
- Mon–Fri · 2-hour slots
- No alcohol · no prescriptions
- Bulky items (TVs, jewelry, mattresses, tires) by exception, may cost extra
Text your list and I’ll reply right away with your complete list and open delivery times.
or text it from your phone to
(213) 664-0713
Text your list and I’ll reply right away with your complete list and open delivery times.
Delivery windows · next 2 weeks
Mon Nov 9
1–33–55–7Tue Nov 10
1–33–55–7Wed Nov 11
1–33–55–7Thu Nov 12
1–33–55–7Fri Nov 13
1–33–55–7Mon Nov 16
1–33–55–7Tue Nov 17
1–33–55–7Wed Nov 18
1–33–55–7Thu Nov 19
1–33–55–7Fri Nov 20
1–33–55–7All times pm. Gray = closed, full or past cutoff.
Pick your window ahead of time. Book by 10am for same-day.
Try it yourself
Type a few items. Kirk turns them into warehouse pack names you can edit — then text the list to him.
About Kirk
Kirk shops the Culver City warehouse himself and brings your order to your door. Text Kirk! is a small independent service, not an app with a fleet of drivers.
Cold and frozen items ride in an insulated cooler with ice packs from the warehouse to your door.
FAQs
Do I need a membership?+
No. Kirk shops with his own membership at Costco. You describe what you want; it shows up at your door.
How does pricing work if you can’t quote a total?+
You pay the warehouse price on the receipt — no markup on items — plus a delivery fee charged by Text Kirk: $30 under $150, $40 for $150–$300, $55 over $300. After 20 unique items, $3 per extra item. Flexible that day is $5 off. A $100 deposit is charged when you book. After Kirk shops we charge any remaining balance on the saved card, or refund unused deposit if the final total is less. Merchandise is sold at the warehouse price Kirk paid. The delivery fee is charged by Text Kirk, so your total is not Costco’s price. Returns and credits are handled by Kirk only.
When do you deliver?+
Monday–Friday in 2-hour windows: 1–3pm, 3–5pm, or 5–7pm. Same-day must be booked by 10am PT on delivery day. Or pick Flexible that day for $5 off — Kirk chooses among the open slots and texts you at least an hour before delivery. Grayed times are full; there’s no waitlist, just the next open window. Starting with Cheviot Hills, Century City, and Beverly Hills. Kirk shops the Culver City Costco and will come upstairs in a building.
When is the cutoff?+
One cutoff: 10am PT on delivery day is the last time to book that day’s delivery and the last time to change that day’s list. Earlier days stay open.
Can I get it right now?+
Not quite. Kirk shops once a day and delivers in scheduled windows, which is how he keeps prices at exactly what he pays. Text anytime, though, and grab the next open slot.
Do I get Costco’s instant savings?+
Yes, you pay what Kirk paid, savings included. Some deals are limited per member, so if Kirk already used one for another order, yours may ring up at the regular price.
Can I add items after I book a window?+
Yes. Keep texting all week as you think of things (“no more bananas”, “make the milk 2”, or LIST to see it) and every reply has a private link to edit it. We lock the list at 10am PT on delivery day, and the $100 deposit is charged only once.
What if something is out of stock?+
Default is skip it — Kirk does not buy a substitute. You can instead ask him to text you first, or to pick the closest match. If you asked to be texted and don’t reply, he skips it.
Do I need an account?+
No. Start a list with nothing more than a description. Lists stay on this device, and when you place we also save them to your mobile number. On a new phone, open Your lists and look them up — then reorder anything you’ve gotten before.
Do I have to pick the exact item every time?+
No. Kirk remembers what you picked before, so next time just type “milk” and you’ll get the same item and quantity.
Can I just text my list instead of using the website?+
Yes. Text your list to (213) 664-0713 in plain English. We’ll convert it and text you a link to review, edit, and book. First time, you’ll add your address on that page. After that, we already know you.
Can I order alcohol?+
No. Due to regulations, Kirk cannot deliver alcohol.
What’s the $100 deposit?+
Your card is charged a $100.00 deposit when you book, and it counts toward your total. We take card only right now (no cash or checks). After Kirk shops, the rest goes on the same card, plus a 3% card fee on the full order total, including the part your deposit covered. If the total is less than the deposit, we refund the difference.
What if I need to cancel?+
Cancel before your delivery day and your deposit is fully refunded. On your delivery day, if Kirk has already finished shopping, the deposit may be kept in full; if he hasn’t, up to 25% of it may be kept.
Do I have to tip?+
No. A tip is suggested, but $0 is totally fine.
Is there a minimum order?+
No. There’s no minimum grocery total.
What are neighborhood deals?+
Optional texts when Kirk has spare capacity near you. Opt in on checkout (off by default) or text DEALS; you’ll need an address on file. Offers are $10 off the delivery fee only (never groceries), once per person per offer, and don’t stack with NEIGHBOR — the larger single discount wins. Reply STOP DEALS to leave just the deals list, or STOP to stop all texts.
How do referrals work?+
Every customer gets a personal referral link (order page, past-items page, or text REFER). When a new customer’s first order uses your code — link, text REF <code>, or mention at first order — they’re tagged to you. After their first delivery is fully paid (not cancelled/refunded), you get a $20 credit on your next order: delivery fee first, then Text Kirk service fees, never below $0; unused credit carries forward. No referral cap. No self-referral (same phone, card, or address); one referrer per new customer. Referral credit is a balance, so it can apply on top of one promo (NEIGHBOR or a neighborhood deal).
Are you part of Costco?+
No. Text Kirk! is an independent company and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Costco Wholesale.
Can I return something to Costco?+
No. We ask that in these cases you contact Kirk immediately and we will do our best to help. Please do not take a Text Kirk order back to the warehouse.
What if Kirk gets something wrong?+
Text Kirk and he’ll credit you for his mistake. He may ask for the item back.